Story Time #1: The Future

Story time

!I've always thought that the year 2010 sounded like it was "the future". Like, when I thought of flying cars and cool computers that talked and all that futuristic jazz, it would start in 2010.

Dippin' Dots machines started appearing long before that, of course. But they were always out of order. ALWAYS. They proclaimed themselves "The Ice Cream of the Future", and I had to believe it, because there was no way to sample any in that present. Until - have you guessed it? - 20-motherfucking-10. I am not even kidding. I started seeing them working in 2010, and I haven't seen a single one out of order since then.

Because I was right: 2010 was THE FUTURE.