Hail Hydra Gel

After watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier and the subsequent Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episodes, I couldn’t help but say “Hail Hydra Gel” every time I shaved. Then a few months back the basic concept for a parody of the classic Gillette “The Best a Man Can Get” ad came to me. I was too busy at the time to do anything with it, but I finally found the time. And here it is. Continue reading

Room 217

All work and no play makes Cate a dull girl.
 ALl work and no play makes Cata dull girl.
 all work and no play makes Cate a dull girl
 All work and no play makes Cate a dull girl.
 All worl and no play makes Kate a dull Girl.
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This just kills me pun pic.
All work and no play makes Cate a dull girl.
 All work and no  play makes Cate a dull girl.
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 All worl and no play makes Cate a dull girl.
 All work and no play makes Cate a dull girl.
 All work and no play makes cate a dull girl.

A little bit of “Madness”

An excerpt from Madness.

It’s a nice day: almost in the sixties, sunny, no wind. Madeleine stays on the patio, typing away, phone forgotten on her desk inside. She has another couple cups of coffee, a croissant with Nutella, another cigarette. She finishes her edits. She gets down five hundred good words on a new manuscript. It’s a good day.

The doorbell rings at a little after three.

It’s Jacob. Continue reading